Cast
Mrs. Calloway - Judi Dench
Maggie - Roseanne Barr
Grace - Jennifer Tilly
Buck - Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Piggies - Bobby Block, Keaton Savage & Ross Simanteris
Rico - Charles Dennis
Abner - Dennis Weaver
Alameda Slim - Randy Quaid
Annie - Ann Richards
Audrey - Estelle Harris
Barry & Bob - Mark Walton
Jeb - Joe Flaherty
Junior - Lance LeGault
Larry - Marshall Efron
Lucky Jack - Charles Haid
Ollie - Charlie Dell
Patrick - Patrick Warburton
Pearl Gesner - Carole Cook
Rusty - G.W. Bailey
Sheriff Sam Brown - Richard Riehle
Wesley - Steve Buscemi
The Willie Brothers - Sam J. Levine
USA - March 21, 2004 (premiere)
USA - April 2, 2004
Poland - May 28, 2004
New Zealand - June 2004
The Phillippines - June 16, 2004 (Manila)
Singapore - June 17, 2004
Bahrain - July 7, 2004
Argentina - July 8, 2004
Chile - July 8, 2004
Brazil - July 9, 2004
Belgium - July 21, 2004
Netherlands - July 22, 2004
Israel - July 22, 2004
Mexico - July 23, 2004
Panama - July 23, 2004
France - July 28, 2004
The Phillippines - July 28, 2004 (Davao)
Hungary - July 29, 2004
Portugal - August 5, 2004
South Korea - August 6, 2004
Spain - August 6, 2004
UK - August 6, 2004
Italy - August 8, 2004
United Arab Emirates - August 11, 2004
Iceland - August 13, 2004
Lebanon - August 19, 2004
Austria - September 2, 2004
Czech Republic - September 2, 2004
Germany - September 2, 2004
Italy - September 3, 2004
Norway - September 3, 2004
Switzerland - September 3, 2004 (Italian)
Slovenia - September 9, 2004
Australia - September 23, 2004
Switzerland - September 22, 2004 (French)
Switzerland - September 23, 2004 (German)
Estonia - September 24, 2004
Finland - September 24, 2004
Greece - September 24, 2004
Sweden - September 24, 2004
Denmark - October 1, 2004
Turkey - October 8, 2004
Kuwait - June 15, 2005
Annie Award - Nominee (Character Design) 2005
Annie Award - Nominee (Directing) 2005
Annie Award - Nominee (Storyboarding) 2005
MTV Movie Award - Nominee (Favorite Voice) 2005
Young Artist Award - Nominee (Best Family Feature) 2005
"(You Ain't) Home on the Range"
"Home on the Range"
"Little Patch of Heaven"
"Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo"
"Will the Sun Ever Shine Again"
"Wherever the Trail May Lead"
"Anytime You Need a Friend"
"Little Patch of Heaven" (finale)
"(You Ain't) Home on the Range"
Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus,
Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won,
Out in the land of the desperado,
If yer as soft as an avocado,
Yee-ha! Yer quacamole, son!
Home, Home,
Thhis ain't it, pal!
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Better go git, pal!
You aint Home on the Range.
Out in the land where the weak are target practice,
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Out where the bad are a whole lot badder,
If yer the type with a nervous bladder,
Yip! Yow! Yer saddle's gonna reek!
'Cause you aint home on the range,
Cowboy-
Yer really up the creek!
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
Home, Home,
Home on the Range.
I know a place,
Pretty as pie,
Out where the riverbend
Hits up with the end of the sky.
It's left of Nebraska,
And over a crest,
On a little patch of heaven
Way out west.
Ev'rything's green-
Know what I mean?
Darlin' it's quite the sweetest sight
Thatcha ever done seen.
Ain't nothin' much out there-
Just life at its best,
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west.
Bees by the dozen
Are buzzin'
Real peaceful.
Ev'ry bluebonnet,
Doggone it,
Smells nice.
Even the tumblin' tumbleweed
Slows down to match ter speed
On my tiny half-an-acre
Of paradise!
Ev'ry which way,
Buttercups sway.
Out on the hill, the daffodills
Are enjoyin' the day.
What could be better
Than settin' to rest,
On a little patch of heaven
Way out west?
Hummin' birds flutter
In utter
Contentment.
Ev'ry dark daisy
Feels lazy,
You bet.
Even the skeeters an' the fleas
Say "May,I," "Thanks"
and "Please"-
Why, it's just as close to perfect
As you can get!
Darlin', I swear-
Once you been there,
There aint a view
Beneath the blue
That could ever compare!
The only thing missin'
Is you as my guest
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west...
Why don'tcha come visit?
There's room in my nest-
On that little patch of heaven
Way out west!
Now listen up!
There are crooks in this here West
Who have claimed to be the best,
And think they wrote the book on how to rustle.
Well, as good as they may be,
Not a one's as good as me,
An' I barely have to move a single muscle!
They call me mean, boys-
Depraved and nasty too.
And they ain't seen, boys,
The cruelest thing I do:
You see, I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised!
'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
Why, looky how them cows git hypnotized!
He don't prod, he don't yell,
Still he drives them dogies well,
Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL!
Yes, if yer lookin' from a bovine point of view,
I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Here we go, boys!
Five thousand cattle in the side pocket!
[Yodeling]
Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odle
A sound them cattle truly take to heart!
Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odle!
An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art!
He don't rope-
Not a chance!
He just puts 'em in a trance!
He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!
Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo!
Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle
Dodle-adle-eedle-idle
I got the cattle out the ol' wazoo!
'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!
"Will the Sun Ever Shine Again"
Rain is pourin' down like the
heavens are hurtin'.
Seems like it's been dark since
the devil knows when.
How do you go on, never knowin'
for certain,
Will the sun ever shine again?
Fells like it's been years since
it started to thunder.
Clouds are campin' out in the valley
and glen.
How do you go on, when you can't help
but wonder.
Will the sun ever shine again?
What if the rain keeps fallin'?
What if the sky stays gray?
What if the wind keeps squallin',
And never go away?
Maybe the soon the storm will be
tired of blowin'.
Maybe soon it all will be over, amen.
How do you go on, if there's no way
of knowin'?
Will the sun ever shine?
Wish I could say.
Send me a sign-
One little ray.
Lord, if you're list'nin', how long
until then?
Will the sun ever shine again?
Come with me, and let's go wander
Far beyond the wild blue yonder,
Out where stars roam free.
Though the journey's far from breezy,
Stick with me, I'll make it easy-
You can depend on me.
Yeah, there's a long road before us,
And it's a hard road, indeed.
Bur darlin', I swear,
I'll get us there,
Wherever the trail may lead.
Once we cross that far horizon,
Life is bound to be surprisin'-
But we'll take it day by day.
Never mind the wind and weather,
If we walk that trail together,
Somehow we'll find our way.
Yeah, there's a long road before us,
And it's a hard road, indeed.
Bur darlin', I vow,
We'll get through somehow,
Wherever the trail may lead.
Can't tell you when we'll be there-
It may take all our lives.
We're headin' for that great unknown.
We'll soon be walkin' free there,
But 'til that day arrives,
At least we won't be travellin' alone...
And there's a long road before us,
And it's a hard road, indeed.
Bur darlin, don't fear,
'Cause I'll be right here,
To give you the strength youo need...
And through the whole ride,
I'll be by your side,
Wherever the trail may lead.
When you're sad,
When you're feeling low
When you're hurt and don't know where to go.
Think of me-
There I'll be,
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're down,
And your luck runs out,
Or if you're in trouble or in doubt,
It's OK-
Turn my way,
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're scared,
I will stay with you,
When you feel you're falling,
I'll lift you.
When you're heart breaks,
I'll ease your aches,
Whatever it takes, I'm in-
Anytime you need a friend.
All our lives,
Anywhere we are,
Just reach out-I'll never be too far.
Come what may
There I'll stay
Anytime you need a friend.
When you're scared,
I will stay with you,
When you feel you're falling,
I'll lift you.
When you're heart breaks,
I'll ease your aches,
Whatever it takes, I'm in-
Anytime you need a friend.
When you need a friend,
Come what may,
There I'll stay,
Now until the very end,
Anytime you need a friend.
Anytime,
Whatever it takes,
Anytime,
Anywhere,
Anytime you need a friend.